RUSH is the SLUT, not Sandra Fluke

RUSH is a media SLUT who has been mind-sodomizing the nation for decades, so for him to call other people a "slut" or a "prostitute", is laughably hypocritical and down-right absurd, like pretty much everything else on his show.  Proof that Limbaugh is a slut came when Quicken Loans pulled out of advertising on his show, after he made his latest moronic claim that Sandra Fluke was a "slut" for advocating insurance coverage of birth control. Never mind that men have long received Viagra from Medicare and can continue to receive it now, even after rule changes, as long as they claim it's for "hypertension".

Anyway, it's not that Quicken Loans doesn't love Rush, it's just that they already had their fun with him, so they shot their wad all over his face and then left the money on the table, on the way out the door.  The same thing happened with former Johns Legal Zoom, and Sleep Number who had been gang banging him like a rented donkey, but apparently got tired of his ugly horse-face and dumped him like the ten-dollar hoe that he is.

But you may still be thinking that Rush has a point.  Why should I have to pay for X, Y, or Z?  If you think that it proves that you are a moron, because we always have this debate and there is always something that some taxpayer doesn't want to pay for.  I don't want to pay for Rush's rectal exam either, which consumes half of the Medicare budget right there, but the government has never been a (tossed) salad bar where each individual tax payers could veto public policy for the other $300 million of us. Welcome to reality and try to live there a little more often.

No, Rush has no point, except the one rammed up his butt during gay sex.  Yes, Mr. Limbaugh is closeted-homosexual, in addition to being a media whore.  How can you prove this in five seconds?  Firstly, there is the fact that he has never had kids, despite claiming to be a traditional, "family-values" guy.  Then there are the rumors that none of his three marriages were ever consummated.  In other words he doesn't really like sex with women.  Those were just sham marriages, which is common for closeted homosexuals to hide their true identities.  Remember Brokeback Mountain?  But Rush is OK with you paying for his Viagra so he can go have sex with men in bathrooms, like his buddy Larry Craig.  Remember, it's for his "hypertension".