Romney and Ryan Are Cutest GAY Couple

Seeing Romney and Eddie Munster....I mean Paul Ryan with their arms around each other, and their faces just inches apart, I can't help but thinking what a cute GAY couple they make.  It sure is too bad that they both oppose GAY marriage, because it means that their torrid, brokeback mountain love affair will have to be forever secret.  My only question is which one the "wife" in the relationship.  My money is on Mitt being the "bottom b1tch".  He looks like he's totally into that sort of thing.  OTOH, I guess they could trade off.  They just look like they want to pound each other's butts all night long.  And if Ryan has never been in a gay porno then it must be someone who looks and acts like him.