Disgusting, Unhealthy Twinkies and Hostess Junk Food Liquidated

In a move sure to sadden the most unhealthy elements of society, Hostess Brands Inc., is asking a bankruptcy court to liquidate its assets, because of an on-going strike and an insufficient number of scabs to run their business.  For everyone else on the planet, including the employees themselves, this was fantastic news, since they don't need an immoral, super-low-wage job like this that poisons children and explodes public health risks for diabetes and cardiovascular disease.  Naturally, Rush Limbaugh and fellow obesity advocates who comprise the majority of the Republican Party expressed their usual outrage (over everything).