Hey Horny Herman, Kid Kardashian is Single Again!

Horny Herman Cain, fresh from trying to cover up a bimbo eruption at least has a little bit of good news.  Kim Kardashian, or should I say, Kwim Kar-douche-ian has announced that she is filing for divorce.  But she like tried really hard to make things work for like 72 days and stuff.  As celebrity marriages go that's not even the shortest of marriage.  Republicans have been in love with Herman Cain for about that long, but they are about to discover that Herman loves feeding his cheesy mozzarella to women he worked with at the National Restaurant Association, and then paying them five figure settlements of hush up money.  Unfortunately, he'd probably have to pay the Kim-bo a little more than that to show her his 69-69-69 plan, but hey, as long as he's using someone else's money, I guess it doesn't matter.