Horny Herman 69-69-69 Cain: I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With Those Women

Old Herman 999 Cain might want to change his 999 plan to 69-69-69.   That is because it is being reported that two women received five-figure settlements after reporting sexually inappropriate conduct by Mr. 666 himself.   Cain insists that you shouldn't believe any of it because the sources are anonymous, but he knows very well that these settlements often have confidentiality requirements that requires that the women not discuss what happened.  That is precisely why they are paid the hush up money, and Cain is not fooling anyone by pretending to be ignorant of that fact.  That he got the National Restaurant Association to serve up some pay offs his dalliances is mighty convenient and sure beats having to pay five figures a piece out of his own pocket.  The only question is whether the five figure settlements were $66,666 or $99,999.  Does anybody think that Cain's denials are starting to sound like a Republican version of Slick Willy Clinton?  Just listen to Horny Herman say, "I didn't not have sexual relations with those women, Miss Lewinsky, or her co-worker...."  That why he had them paid off.  Gosh, Clinton should have thought of that.  Where was the National Restaurant Association when he needed them.

BTW, isn't it interesting that Horny Herman actually has devil horns in this picture?