McCain Sez Obama's Bus Is Ugly

John McCain, not to be confused with Herman 666 Cain, told media that Obama has an "ugly" tour bus.  Obama was quoted as replying to McCain, "Yeah, well you have ugly FACE, biatch!" and followed it up by "That's why I effed you like a $5 hoe in the last election."  No, actually Obama didn't say that, because that would have proven that he still had at least one ball between his legs.  However, perhaps if Obama would fire all his political advisors and hire someone who knows what the eff he is doing, like yours truly, then he will end up spanking Herman "antichrist" Cain just as badly as he spanked John McCain and that real $5 hoe, Sarah P.