How Long Before Cain Is Kicked to Curb by Wife?

Let's get real here.  Cain's wife knew he was seeing women on the side.  Now that he has humiliated her in front of the entire nation, how long will it be before she is approached by a lawyer who explains that she can take him to the cleaners in divorce court.  Hey, maybe she can hire Gloria Allred too, just like the other victims of Horny Herman's sex abuse.  Or maybe she can enlist some of the lawyers involved in the Jerry Sandusky case.

Of course, there is a chance that she doesn't have the courage or self-respect to do this, but that is about the only thing that may prevent her from immediately KICKING HORNY HERMAN TO THE CURB.  If she does not then it makes her no better than any of the other $5 hoes that Horny Herman has been trying to bang.

Perhaps his appearance in divorce court will be the last that we have to hear of the public embarrassment known as Herman Cain.  

McCain Sez Obama's Bus Is Ugly

John McCain, not to be confused with Herman 666 Cain, told media that Obama has an "ugly" tour bus.  Obama was quoted as replying to McCain, "Yeah, well you have ugly FACE, biatch!" and followed it up by "That's why I effed you like a $5 hoe in the last election."  No, actually Obama didn't say that, because that would have proven that he still had at least one ball between his legs.  However, perhaps if Obama would fire all his political advisors and hire someone who knows what the eff he is doing, like yours truly, then he will end up spanking Herman "antichrist" Cain just as badly as he spanked John McCain and that real $5 hoe, Sarah P.