Herman Cain has finally done the first intelligent thing in his campaign, which is following my three point plan of (1) Sit Down (2) Shut the F*CK UP and (3) Go away. I call it my 3-3-3 plan for Herman Cain. Of course, it wasn't because he had any honor or decency. It was because he was polling at 6% and wants to pocket the money that morons have contributed to his "not-a-chance-in-hell" campaign effort. You can expect that he probably won't pay his staff their final salaries.
Cain really showed how stupid tea-baggers are who would actually give money to scandal-ridden incompetent like him. Horney Herman knew all about the potential for these sex scandals derail his campaign from DAY 1, having previously run for Senate, and yet, he was still so mentally-challenged that he thought he could run for president without these things surfacing. His wife knew all about his whoring around too. Yet she wasn't swift enough to tell him not to run either and disgrace them both in the process.
Michele Bachmann has been saying positive things about Cain, now that he's bowed out. That's probably because Cain boned Bachmann in the A*$, just like he did to the rest of his followers. You can see Cain groping Bachmann like a five-dollar floosie right here. Maybe Herman-ATE-Her. Is that why they call him the Herman-ator. I just have to use up my Cain jokes, since nobody is going to care about him tomorrow or for the rest of time.
Oh well, it is too bad to lose such a laughably moronic candidate as Horny Herman, but I'm sure that Newt Gingrich will step into the vacuum, which represents the collective lack of Republican intellectual capacity, and say things just as dumb or dumber than Cain. Gingrich has his own sex scandals, having banged his staffers while married, and served divorce papers to his first wife as she lay dying of cancer in the hospital. Yep, he's a real classy guy like that. He should easily take up the slack for Horny Herman in the scandals and hypocrisy departments.
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