Horny Herman Cain Ready To Call It Quits

In light of Herman Cain's latest sex scandal, this time from Atlanta woman Ginger White, who alleges that she has carried on an affair with Cain for the last 13 years, Herman Cain has reported told his staff that he is "reassessing" his candidacy because there might be "too much of a cloud" over it, at this point.  You will recall that I predicted that the Cain campaign would be toppled by these sex scandals, though it may have taken a week or so longer than I originally predicted.  He has not yet resigned, but the fact that he is talking about it makes my prophetic powers greater than all the religious nuts in the last year or so who predicted that the world would end.