Horny Herman Cain Signed the Sex Settlement That He Doesn't Remember

Herman Cain apparently has a pretty bad memory.  He claims he doesn't even remember the fact that he signed settlements for five figure payouts to two women who accused him of sexual harrassment.  This conveniently Reganesque lack of memory does not bode well for his prospects of running the country.

Squirming Herman first tried to wriggle out of this controversy by claiming that the accusers were anonymous.  However, that's because he knew that the SETTLEMENT HE SIGNED had a NON-DISCLOSURE clause, that required the women to remain anonymous.  Now he tells us that he can't remember signing the agreement.  Most people who had to pay five figures a piece would remember that.  But I guess it was somebody else's money, since the National Restaurant Association picked up the tab for his little dalliance, so who cares about that, right?

I suppose that next Herman 999 Cain will say that he doesn't remember signing a deal with the Devil, who gave him is 999 Plan.