4th Woman Accuses Horny Herman Cain of Attempted Rape In Exchange For Job

Horny Herman 999 Cain's sham campaign is about to be over, as is his sham marriage.  Sharon Bialek, a Republican who worked for the National Restaurant Association from 1996-1997 has come forward and alleges that Herman Cain tried to have forceable sex with her and when she protested, Mr. 999 asked her, "You want a job, right?"  This is the FOURTH woman to have come forward alleging that Horn Dog Herman Cain has engaged in grossly inappropriate sexual behavior, while leading the National Restaurant Association.  Two other women were awarded significant cash settlements when they alleged sexual harrassment by Herman Cain, and Cain signed those settlements, dating one of them 9/99.  Perhaps that is what Herman Cain's 999 plan really is.  To screw the entire American people the same way that Horn Dog Herman tried to screw around with his female subordinates.  However these women were barred by confidentiality agreements from discussing the details of the sexual harassment settlement they received.

Unfortunately for Herman Cain, or perhaps I should say, FORTUNATELY for the female victims, apparently Horn Dog Herman was completely incompetent about his sexual extortion racket, as he was incompetent in the rest of his professional life, and now all his CHICKens are coming home to roost.  Horny Herman's campaign had warned that MORE ALLEGATIONS WERE LIKELY, and indeed, there are already rumors of a fifth and/or sixth woman who is getting ready to come forward.

Bialek has retained high-profile celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred, meaning that the Cain Train is about ready to derail.  Cain's campaign staff have already taken to twitter to mock Allred, asking "What took you so long?" Unfortunately for Cain, this false bravado can probably be answered.  Allred, the same lawyer who exposed Arnold Schwarzenegger's affair with his maid, probably was making sure that she collected incriminating evidence, since it is unlikely that she would have taken the case unless her client could produce some pretty strong supporting evidence.

The Cain campaign has ludicrously tried to compare their candidate to Clarence Thomas and the Anita Hill testimony of 1991, despite the fact that all current evidence suggests that ANITA HILL TOLD THE TRUTH, and Horn Dog Clarence was confirmed anyway.  I suggest that a better comparison for Horn Dog Herman would be Horn Dog Gary Hart, whose presidential campaign was ended by his philandering.