Saturday, October 15, 2011

OMfG Herman 666 Cain Really IS the ANTICHRIST

Herman Cain has recently announced that he will be attempting to draw evangelical Christians away from the epically failing campaign of holier-than-thou, but dumber-than-a-stump Texan Rick Perry.  Actually, that last comment wasn't particularly stumps.  There are some stumps who are way smarter than Rick Perry, but I digress.

Anyway, why would this indicate that Herman Cain is the Antichrist, you may ask?  Well Matthew 24:24, for starters says, "For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect--if that were possible."  Perhaps the greatest miracle that Cain has performed so far is to come from the bottom of the pack all the way to the top, and now he announces that he wants to seduce away Christians.  But there's more.

Here's what Herman Antichrist Cain says of his faith.  "You know, I don't wear my Christian faith, which has been my faith since I was 10 years old, on my forehead".  I bet he doesn't.  What a curious expression, when the normal expression is "on my sleeve".  Gosh, where have I heard an expression like that before?  Oh yeah, Revelation 18:16, which says the Beast forces, "all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands OR ON THEIR FOREHEAD".  That's what Cain wears on his forehead, his 999 plan, and when he stands on his head to commune with his father, the Devil, it reads 666.

Gee, if Cain has been a sincere "Christian" since he was 10 years old then surely he would have recognized the numerological significance of his 999 Plan.  Either he's not a very knowledgeable Christian, in which case he shouldn't be claiming to be one to lure Perry's voters away, or he knows exactly what he is doing, in which case people better beware.

Of course, a small, small, small group of people have started to figure out that Cain's plan to turn the economy upside down with his 999 plan, will result in 999 turning into 666.  We've also already noted the fact that traditionally the Antichrist has been depicted in Christian artwork with a black face.  That was used against Obama already by the paranoid.    We should also already know that Cain was the first murderer in the Bible and that he was marked with the Mark of Cain, which we now know apparently is 999. By the way, do you know what the name "Cain" means in Hebrew?  It means "HERE HE IS".  Yep, he sure is.

Hopefully people have also figured out that this sales "TAX" would apply to anyone who buys or sells, just as it says in Rev 13:17, which says, "they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark".  Only this "TAX" will cost you more than 9% of your income and 9% of your purchase price.  It will cost you your soul.

Just to be on the safe side, I've got a recommendation for you all.  Anybody but Cain. Aren't you sheep going to at least try to resist, or will you give up without a fight?

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