Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Herman 666 Cain Sez "Joke" about Electric Fence Not A Joke After All
Herman Cain said he was just "joking" about an electric fence on the border to keep out Mexicans. However, within 24 hours he has FLIP FLOPPED and now says he thinks it's a pretty darn good idea. Later when questioned about what he was going to have for breakfast he said he would have waffles, and then changed his mind to flap jacks with eggs flipped over and over and over again. According to the candidate for FLOPPER-in CHIEF he said, "It WAS a joke to the extent in the context of the views of that speech, but in terms of what we need to do, I fully intend to do so." Of course, this is par for the couse for Cain who had announced that he was going to drop out of the presidential campaign in order to do a book tour just before his numbers started to go up in the polls. Now he figures he can make more money by shaking down GOP suckers for campaign contributions than he ever could by pimping some lame, inarticulately written book, which will end up being recycled for toilet paper in a years time anyway, if it's even any good for that.