Herman Cain ContraDictionary To Reach 999 Entries by Xmas

For a guy with a degree in math, Herman Cain has a remarkably poor grasp of elementary logic and the concept of contradiction.  This is perhaps more evidence that Herman Cain is now possessed by the Devil and is therefore the Antichrist, since he displays no aptitude for his former ability to use mathematical reasoning.  For example, Cain has claimed that, "Our Constitution guarantees the separation of church and state".   Yet Cain sees no problem with publicly funding "prayer in schools", or giving them the ability to "display the Ten Commandments", and he wants to make sure that "under God" remains in the Pledge of Allegiance.  He even has no problem with legislators being "sworn in" using the Holy Bible.

However, this apparent generosity does not extent to the Koran.  He had a fit when Keith Ellison was sworn in as a member of Congress using the Koran.  Furthermore, he thinks the people of Murfreesburo, Tennessee should be able to vote to ban construction of a Mosque.  So much for wanting to get government off our backs, like he claims in his 999 plan.  In fact, he told Chris Wallace, "That’s not discriminating based upon religion", though presumably, a community of Muslims voting to ban the construction of a Baptist church would be "crucifying Jesus all over again".

By the way, did you hear that Cain thinks that Liberals killed Jesus.  Yep.  He wrote in redstate.com that a, " liberal court found [Jesus] guilty of false offences [sic] and sentenced Him to death", even though liberals don't believe in capital punishment, and he acknowledges that Jesus "was not read any Miranda Rights".  Where was the ACLU when Jesus needed them?  Probably defending Barabbas or something.  Oh, and it's also not discriminating on the basis of religion that Cain says that he would refuse to have any Muslims in his cabinet in the nightmare scenario of him actually becoming president.

He was for building an electric fence to keep out Mexican before he declared it to be a joke, and then said actually he was NOT joking.  He did say that "America needs to get a sense of humor", though, especially so they can learn to laugh about things that he says he was totally NOT joking about.

On the topic of abortion he says, "As to my political policy view on abortion, I am 100% pro-life.  End of story," and yet when asked if he would support a legal ban on women having abortions he says, "That's her choice. That is not government's choice."  He then clarifies his statement by saying, "No, abortion should not be legal.".  Clear as mud, isn't it?

It just goes on and on.  Cain says, "If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself."  Unless, of course you feel like blaming "the failed policies of the Obama administration" for trying to fix the economic collapse that Wall Street is totally NOT at fault for causing, and that you should be blaming yourself for.

You got all that.  Good, because the Hermanator (yes, he actually calls himself that) is just getting started.  If he were our president he would rack up more misstatements of fact and errors in logic in the first 100 days of office than George W. Bush achieved in 8 years.  Perhaps the 999 in his plan is referring to his goal of reaching 999 contradictions by Christmas of this year.  It think that's one plan that he's actually capable of implementing.

Herman 666 Cain Sez "Joke" about Electric Fence Not A Joke After All

Herman Cain said he was just "joking" about an electric fence on the border to keep out Mexicans.  However, within 24 hours he has FLIP FLOPPED and now says he thinks it's a pretty darn good idea.  Later when questioned about what he was going to have for breakfast he said he would have waffles, and then changed his mind to flap jacks with eggs flipped over and over and over again.  According to the candidate for FLOPPER-in CHIEF he said, "It WAS a joke to the extent in the context of the views of that speech, but in terms of what we need to do, I fully intend to do so."  Of course, this is par for the couse for Cain who had announced that he was going to drop out of the presidential campaign in order to do a book tour just  before his numbers started to go up in the polls.  Now he figures he can make more money by shaking down GOP suckers for campaign contributions than he ever could by pimping some lame, inarticulately written book, which will end up being recycled for toilet paper in a years time anyway, if it's even any good for that.

666 Antichrist Cain Wants to Build Electric Fence To Enslave America

Herman 666 Cain  is now claiming he was joking when he suggested that we should build an electric fence on the border to control immigration.  Of course, any fence that keeps people OUT also locks them IN, which might be the actual reason he favors such a fence, since Cain doesn't want us fleeing to Mexico when he reveals himself as the Antichrist.   Just like the previous Evil Empire, the Soviet Union, Cain seems to want to build an electrified version of the Iron Curtain to control the American populace. I also suspect that, if one looked carefully at the chain link pattern on that fence that touching it would brand 666 onto the skin of anyone who came into contact with it.  I suspect that Cain would like to restart slavery, but this time for all Americans.  Why else would he be planning this sort of prison state, big government, big brother scheme. 

Naturally, such a fence is moronic, especially with constant news of smugglers tunnelling under existing fences.  Electric fences are very old and very bad technology.  It would certainly fry a lot of tumbleweeds and jack rabbits, etc.  However, it is unlikely that it would present much obstruction to a human who understands how to use an insulated fiberglass ladder to cross it harmlessly, or how to use an electrical conductor to short it out.  The reason these things are not widespread is because they don't work. 

So now Cain says he was just joking.  Apparently he thinks that his race makes him immune from charges of racism when joking about other minorities, like Mexican Americans.  Perhaps what he is really afraid of is that Mexican immigrants tend to be highly religious, and therefore, as Satan incarnate, he wants to keep as many of them out as possible, by any means necessary.