Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Horn Dog Herman's Campaign Manager Says More Sex Stories Likely
Horny Herman Cain's own campaign manager was quoted as saying that, "we could see other baseless allegations made against him as this appalling smear campaign continues". That is code for saying that Horn dog Herman knows that there are plenty of other women out there who he messed around with, or tried to mess around with, and he knows damn good and well that there is about to be a full-scale "bimbo eruption" as Mount St. Herman melts down in the next few days. Actually, Herman is literally the furthest thing from a saint, being the Antichrist and all, but it sounds like hell harlots have been let loose, and we all know that Hell hath no fury like a woman unsatisfied by Herman's pudgy and unimpressive manhood. Strap yourselves in folks, 'cause you're in for a bumpy ride in the next few days on this latest episode of Herman's Girls' Gone Wild.