Monday, November 28, 2011

Horny Herman Cain Sez "private sexual life" Off Limits

Horny Herman Cain has apparently been caught in yet another marital infidelity.  This time his excuse is so over-the-top ludicrous that even he can't listen to his lawyer say it without a smirk.  

Horny Herman's latest defense for banging his mistress, Ginger White, over the last 13 years, while married to his oblivious ditz of a wife, is that this story constitutes "private, alleged consensual conduct between adults" and therefore it is "not a proper subject of inquiry by the media or the public".  Give me an effin break.  Is Cain really this rock STUPID or does he just think his constituents are?  The sexual conduct of candidates has ALWAYS (like since 1776) been of cardinal importance in political campaigns in the United States.  For Cain to believe that, all of a sudden, he should be entitled to not having his sexual indiscretions examined in public view shows how utterly bereft his is of qualification for any public office.  It shows how little grasp he has of American History.  He also displays no grasp of principles like "freedom of the press" or "freedom of speech" as enshrined in the First Amendment.  

Apparently the only thing he does like to grasp all the time is his insufficient manhood, which seems to be why women are coming out of the woodwork to decry what a bad lay he is.  Recall there have already been FIVE (5) other incidents where women have alleged sexual misconduct by Horny Herman, and this will probably not be the last either.  We have already learned of 6 women in 1 month.  Imagine what the next 3 to 6 months are likely to bring.  Imagine if the US had to endure him for four years as president, which admittedly is as close to impossible as you can get.  How many women would the Horndog Herman try to bury his bone in if people were dumb enough to send him to Washington?  Fortunately, even many Repug religious fanatics don't want to find out the answer to that question.  

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