Monday, November 7, 2011

Horny Herman Has A Stimulus Plan In His Pocket And He Wants to Show Your Daughter

Hey Horny Herman, is that a Stimulus Plan in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  Voters in Iowa should think about where Horn Dog Herman's hands may have been before they shake his hand any more in the days leading up to the primary.  Given the prevalence of STDs and HPV in particular, maybe Republicans should RETHINK their OPPOSITION to the HPV VACCINE, particularly as presented by "Dumb-as-hell Michele" (Bachmann) and "man-on-dog" Rick San(it)toru(i)m.

However, it is easy to see why Herman Cain believes "If you don't have a job, blame yourself"...FOR NOT diligenty BENDING OVER you desk and PUTTING OUT the effort to CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER.  When your LORD and MASTER Herman 999 Cain speaks then you need to DROP EVERYTHING, including your drawers.  Apparently, Herman feels that a little SUCKING UP never hurt anybody.  It makes me wonder what Herman Cain had to get into an upper management position, aside from sucking Satan's greasy, fat c0#* and selling his soul to the devil.  

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