Horny Herman Has A Stimulus Plan In His Pocket And He Wants to Show Your Daughter

Hey Horny Herman, is that a Stimulus Plan in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  Voters in Iowa should think about where Horn Dog Herman's hands may have been before they shake his hand any more in the days leading up to the primary.  Given the prevalence of STDs and HPV in particular, maybe Republicans should RETHINK their OPPOSITION to the HPV VACCINE, particularly as presented by "Dumb-as-hell Michele" (Bachmann) and "man-on-dog" Rick San(it)toru(i)m.

However, it is easy to see why Herman Cain believes "If you don't have a job, blame yourself"...FOR NOT diligenty BENDING OVER you desk and PUTTING OUT the effort to CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER.  When your LORD and MASTER Herman 999 Cain speaks then you need to DROP EVERYTHING, including your drawers.  Apparently, Herman feels that a little SUCKING UP never hurt anybody.  It makes me wonder what Herman Cain had to get into an upper management position, aside from sucking Satan's greasy, fat c0#* and selling his soul to the devil.  

Horn Dog Herman Wants Women To Try His STIMULUS PACKAGE

With four women now alleging that Horn Dog Herman has groped them or sexually harassed them while working for the National Restaurant Association and WARNINGS that MORE ACCUSERS ARE LIKELY TO COME FORWARD, it is becoming clear that the ONLY STIMULUS HERMAN CAIN SUPPORTS involves GROPING THE GENITALS OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

No wonder Cain thought Obama was doing the stimulus wrong.  I'm sure he was saying to himself, "You call THAT a STIMULUS?!  Watch THIS!  You gotta get you hand ALL UP IN THERE."  However, apparently Republican voters just LOVE how Horn Dog Herman Cain stimulates them over and over in 999 different ways.  This seems to confirm what people have long suspected about many Republicans being closet homosexuals.  It also seems to be especially true of his large TEABAGGER based, who pretended to be oblivious to the fact that the name of their movement was slang for something that Herman Cain wanted his secretaries to do to him.  But why does he need his secretaries to do it when there are so many willing teabaggers in the TEABAG movement who are down on their knees and ready to service him?

The fact that they are down on their knees worship this false idol named Herman 999 Cain is more proof that he is the Antichrist.  Cain tries to pass himself off as holy, but is actually only worried about how many holes he squeeze his little Cain into.  No wonder Cain supports a woman's right to choose, since he needs them to be able to abort all the bastard children that he seeks to sire with the Whores of Babylon.  Don't be fooled by Horny Herman's creepy, demonic smirk, or the hair that he is now growing to hide his DEVIL HORNS.  He grows more powerful by the day, and only now, while he is still relatively weak, is there any possibility to defeat him.  If he seizes control of the might of the US government and their military arsenal, then it will truly be too late.  Remember, vote anyone but Cain.

Horny Herman paid $45k to one woman and $35k to another in sex harrassment case

It is now being reported that Horny Herman paid $45,000 to settle a sexual harrassment case with one woman in the late 1990's and paid a second woman around $35,000.  He claims that both of these are "baseless", but apparently his lawyer didn't think it was baseless, or they wouldn't have spent $80,000 on these two cases.  Only a moron would spend $80,000 on "baseless" cases.  It would not have cost $80,000 to argue these cases if they were truly baseless.  The National Restaurant Association had an army of lawyers who would have gone to court and argued for summary dismissal, and it wouldn't have cost them anything more than they were likely paying already for legal representation.  Therefore it is absolutely impossible that Horn Dog Herman is telling the truth when he claims that these cases had no merit.  The proof that these cases had merit was that they spent this amount on them, which is even more sizeable in 1998 dollars.

Horny Herman Gone Wild. More "Awkward", "Inappropriate" Conduct

Horny Herman just can't control himself these days.  Here's Horn Dawg Herman groping a feel from Michele Bachmann.  Doesn't he look like some kind of trench coat pervo?  Hey Herman, you better be careful.  I hear she doesn't believe in birth control.  

But that's just GETTING WARMED UP.  There's more.... Now conservative Iowa radio talk show host Steve Deace is reporting that Horny Herman has, "said things to both of my female staffers that at best are professionally awkward if not inappropriate over the last several months."  I wonder how much he is going to have to pay those women to gag them and tie them up, so to speak, with "non-disclosure" agreements.  Note to Herman:  Non-disclosure is not about whether she will take her clothes off.  Glad we could clear that up for you.

One of Cain's Women Paid $35,000 or 1 year's pay to walk away

So let me get this straight. Horny Herman says there was no sexual misconduct and the charges against him are "without merit", yet, one of his victims was paid $35,000, equivalent to her annual salary in 1998, to walk away and keep quiet about the incident.  How many cases that are completely "without merit" get settled for $35,000 in 1998 dollars?  Most companies with an army of lawyers on retainer would not pay a dime on a claim like this unless they thought there was a pretty good chance that they could lose more than $35,000 in court.  That means that there had to be some fairly good evidence, or no lawyer would advise his client to just waste money like this.  The rule of thumb is that, if a case can be settled for between $5000-$10,000 that it is cheaper to settle than to go to court.  In 1998 that figure would have been closer to the $5000 range.  If they paid much larger than this amount then clearly they were clearly worried about something.  And this is just what they paid to ONE woman who "worked under" Cain, so to speak.  (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).   Cain's campaign manager admitted that more women are probably going to start coming out of the woodwork to talk about the clumsy, ham-fisted moves that Horn dog Herman tried to put on them.

3rd Woman Accuses Horny Herman 999 Cain of Sexual Misconduct

Horn Dog Herman Cain is now starting to have a Tiger Woods moment, and no, it's not because he's good at golf.  A third woman has come forward and said that Horny Herman tried to put the moves on her, inviting her to his corporate apartment "love nest", presumably to tell her how she could climb his corporate ladder.

Unlike Tiger Woods, Cain seems unable to sink any of his putts, but he does seem to like swinging the club around.  I think his favorite club is a 9 9 9 iron.  Or maybe a 6 and a 9 iron, and a couple of woods.  Poor guy just can't seem to get the ball in the hole.  

BTW, I had already predicted that there would likely be more women, and I suspect that this will not be the end either.   I also suspect that the two other women who are currently being "gagged" by Herman's lawyers will find a way to get their stories out there.

Hey, has anyone else noticed that Herman is starting to grow his laurel wreath afro to hide his demonic horns?

Sex harrassment victim and lawyer says Horny Herman 999 Cain Is Lying

Unsurprisingly, one of the sex harrassment victims of Horn Dog Herman Cain and her lawyer say that Squirmin' Herman is lying about his inappropriate conduct, and is hiding behind a "gag order".  Gee, I'm sure Cain wanted to gag that woman with more than just a legal document.  Sounds kinky.  Now he's hiding like a little b!tch behind the the non-disclosure clause of the settlement, but what do you want to bet that this information will come out, and quickly.  You can run Hound Dog Herman, but you can't hide.