4th Woman Accuses Horny Herman Cain of Attempted Rape In Exchange For Job

Horny Herman 999 Cain's sham campaign is about to be over, as is his sham marriage.  Sharon Bialek, a Republican who worked for the National Restaurant Association from 1996-1997 has come forward and alleges that Herman Cain tried to have forceable sex with her and when she protested, Mr. 999 asked her, "You want a job, right?"  This is the FOURTH woman to have come forward alleging that Horn Dog Herman Cain has engaged in grossly inappropriate sexual behavior, while leading the National Restaurant Association.  Two other women were awarded significant cash settlements when they alleged sexual harrassment by Herman Cain, and Cain signed those settlements, dating one of them 9/99.  Perhaps that is what Herman Cain's 999 plan really is.  To screw the entire American people the same way that Horn Dog Herman tried to screw around with his female subordinates.  However these women were barred by confidentiality agreements from discussing the details of the sexual harassment settlement they received.

Unfortunately for Herman Cain, or perhaps I should say, FORTUNATELY for the female victims, apparently Horn Dog Herman was completely incompetent about his sexual extortion racket, as he was incompetent in the rest of his professional life, and now all his CHICKens are coming home to roost.  Horny Herman's campaign had warned that MORE ALLEGATIONS WERE LIKELY, and indeed, there are already rumors of a fifth and/or sixth woman who is getting ready to come forward.

Bialek has retained high-profile celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred, meaning that the Cain Train is about ready to derail.  Cain's campaign staff have already taken to twitter to mock Allred, asking "What took you so long?" Unfortunately for Cain, this false bravado can probably be answered.  Allred, the same lawyer who exposed Arnold Schwarzenegger's affair with his maid, probably was making sure that she collected incriminating evidence, since it is unlikely that she would have taken the case unless her client could produce some pretty strong supporting evidence.

The Cain campaign has ludicrously tried to compare their candidate to Clarence Thomas and the Anita Hill testimony of 1991, despite the fact that all current evidence suggests that ANITA HILL TOLD THE TRUTH, and Horn Dog Clarence was confirmed anyway.  I suggest that a better comparison for Horn Dog Herman would be Horn Dog Gary Hart, whose presidential campaign was ended by his philandering.

Herman 666 Cain Sez "Joke" about Electric Fence Not A Joke After All

Herman Cain said he was just "joking" about an electric fence on the border to keep out Mexicans.  However, within 24 hours he has FLIP FLOPPED and now says he thinks it's a pretty darn good idea.  Later when questioned about what he was going to have for breakfast he said he would have waffles, and then changed his mind to flap jacks with eggs flipped over and over and over again.  According to the candidate for FLOPPER-in CHIEF he said, "It WAS a joke to the extent in the context of the views of that speech, but in terms of what we need to do, I fully intend to do so."  Of course, this is par for the couse for Cain who had announced that he was going to drop out of the presidential campaign in order to do a book tour just  before his numbers started to go up in the polls.  Now he figures he can make more money by shaking down GOP suckers for campaign contributions than he ever could by pimping some lame, inarticulately written book, which will end up being recycled for toilet paper in a years time anyway, if it's even any good for that.

666 Antichrist Cain Wants to Build Electric Fence To Enslave America

Herman 666 Cain  is now claiming he was joking when he suggested that we should build an electric fence on the border to control immigration.  Of course, any fence that keeps people OUT also locks them IN, which might be the actual reason he favors such a fence, since Cain doesn't want us fleeing to Mexico when he reveals himself as the Antichrist.   Just like the previous Evil Empire, the Soviet Union, Cain seems to want to build an electrified version of the Iron Curtain to control the American populace. I also suspect that, if one looked carefully at the chain link pattern on that fence that touching it would brand 666 onto the skin of anyone who came into contact with it.  I suspect that Cain would like to restart slavery, but this time for all Americans.  Why else would he be planning this sort of prison state, big government, big brother scheme. 

Naturally, such a fence is moronic, especially with constant news of smugglers tunnelling under existing fences.  Electric fences are very old and very bad technology.  It would certainly fry a lot of tumbleweeds and jack rabbits, etc.  However, it is unlikely that it would present much obstruction to a human who understands how to use an insulated fiberglass ladder to cross it harmlessly, or how to use an electrical conductor to short it out.  The reason these things are not widespread is because they don't work. 

So now Cain says he was just joking.  Apparently he thinks that his race makes him immune from charges of racism when joking about other minorities, like Mexican Americans.  Perhaps what he is really afraid of is that Mexican immigrants tend to be highly religious, and therefore, as Satan incarnate, he wants to keep as many of them out as possible, by any means necessary. 

999 Anti-Christ Cain Tied with Plastic Haired Mormon Romney

Republicans voters are on the horns (literally) of a dilemma.  Cain and Romney are tied., according to the latest poll.  Who will they vote for, someone who trots out his Satanic Mark of the Beast 999 tax plan, or a plastic haired Mormon who believes that God lives on the planet Kolob and probably has a secret harem larger than Warren Jeffs?  One wonders what the fundamentalist Christians must be thinking when Rick Perry, the only actual "washed in the blood" Bible (il)Literalist of the bunch, is only polling at 9%.  If this is not proof that Republicans would sell their souls (again literally) because of their hatred of Obama then what is?  Imagine if Barack Obama had trotted out a plan like the 666 Universal Healthcare Plan?  I doubt that would put him at the top of GOP polls like it has with Cain.

Is Cain's 999 Plan The Mark of the Beast or Pizza Promotional?

Herman Cain is proposing an overhaul of the American tax system that he calls the 999 Plan.  If this sounds like a pizza promotional, well, what do you expect from the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza?  Please hold the jokes about the whether the plan comes with extra toppings, garlic bread, and a large drink.  However, other people are a little more concerned about the potentially sinister numerical significance.  999 is considered by many to be a variant of 666, which has traditionally been called the "mark of the beast", at least according to conventional biblical translations of Revelation 13:18, which say, "Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number [is] Six hundred threescore [and] six".  This is supposedly the number or seal used by the Antichrist to mark himself and all those who cooperate with him.

Interestingly, verse one of Revelation 13 also may apply to Cain, because it says, in part, "upon his head is the name of blasphemy". Well, Cain, as you will recall was the murderous brother of Abel, and the biblical Cain was given the Mark of Cain, as per Genesis 4:15.  The name Cain might therefore be considered blasphemous in itself, since it is the name of the first murderer who rebelled against Yahweh.

Of course, Herman Cain says it's just his flat tax rate proposal where each individual would pay 9% income tax, corporations would pay 9%, and there would be a 9% sales tax.  As the link above notes, this would absolutely wallop the poor, because he wants to make it so that everyone has to pay it and many poor people end up paying no income tax after deductions.  Furthermore, this 9% federal sales tax would be on top of the sales taxes charged by many states.  In fact there are also some cities that charge sales tax.  So people could end up being charged state, federal, and municipal sales tax on a purchase.  Naturally, wage earners on the bottom rungs would take the largest hit from this because they usually spend all of their incomes on necessities like food, gas, etc.

So even if Cain's 999 plan is not a satanic conspiracy, making Herman Cain the Antichrist, it would be extremely bad for anyone but the richest of the rich.  Cain has made it very clear, from day 1 that the super-rich are the only people he cares about.  That's why his 999 plan shields all investor income.  Jesus spoke of helping the poor.  Cain is the antithesis of Jesus in that he only cares about helping the rich.

Note:  I am NOT saying that I take Revelation 13:18 seriously, or that I believe that it is an authentic prophecy.  Many serious students of Christian theology have concluded that the 666 reference, which is alternately 616 in some of the oldest translations, was a likely reference to the Roman emperor Nero, who was well known for his persecution of the early Christian church.  Nero, if the tales of his actions were true, would fit the bill as an "Antichrist", in the sense of being anti-Christian, far better than many of the people who have been labeled possible antichrists over the intervening centuries and millennia since this prophecy has gone unfulfilled.

In modern times, people have come up with all kinds of fanciful conspiracy theories, claim that 666 shows up in barcodes, or that these digits will be embedded in chips which are implanted inside of people as an alternative to money.

Was Jesus a Jealous Hater? Herman Cain Thinks So.

Republican presidential candidate and cheerleader for corporate corruption (but I repeat myself) Herman Cain thinks that the Occupy Wall Street protesters are just "jealous" and "envious" of those hard working banksters and stockbrokers who helped engineer the financial collapse of 2008 and the current, on-going recession -- the worst one since the Great Depression (also caused by Wall Street).  To wit, he is quoted as saying, of the protesters, "I'm not sure I know why they're there. If they're there because they are jealous of Wall Street and bankers and people who have succeeded, then they're there for the wrong reasons. This country is based on people who achieve their dreams and work."  Of course, if Cain is not sure why the protesters are there, he could ask them or do five minutes of research.  Instead, he chooses to answer his own question instantly and speculate that they must just be "jealous" haters who don't want to "work" or "achieve their dreams".

There was a person that most Republicans claim to admire named Jesus (No, not that dude from Mexico) who also preached against excessive monetary greed and materialism.  He spoke hundreds of times, in the Gospels, about helping the poor and/or of the spiritual dangers of excess materialism and the greed that often comes with it.   Of the Seven Deadly Sins, GREED (or avaritia) is often listed as the second one.  Yes, it's called a sin, not a virtue, contrary to the mantra of false prophet Ronald Reagan who thought "Greed is Good".  The ridiculous revisionism of the Prosperity Gospels to one side, Jesus did not speak very approvingly of the Rich.  I know that Cain and Romney would label it "class warfare" today, but Jesus was quoted by Matthew as saying, " I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Mt 19:24).  He said, "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.  But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal."  (Mt 6:19-20).  He said, "You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me." (Lk 18:22).

Jesus didn't say that he's not sure why the poor are here but that they are probably just "jealous" and "lazy".  I know that Herman Cain claims to be a Christian, so the idea that he cannot understand why other people would be critical of the excesses of the wealthy is hard to reconcile.  I know you're probably not sure why Jesus drove the money changers out of the Temple, Herman.  However, I am pretty sure that it wasn't because Jesus was JEALOUS of their success or wanted to penalize them for "working hard" or that he wanted to redistribute their profits to the poor.

To take a page out of his playbook, I'm not sure why Cain dislikes these protesters and favors the plutocrats of Wallstreet.  If it's because he hates Jesus and is in league with Satan, having sold his soul to serve Mammon and corporate greed, betraying the interests of the people, then that sounds pretty anti-American and anti-Christian to me.