Cain's Wife Says Hubby Has Split Personality

Gloria Cain thought she was defending her husband, but admitted about Herman 999 Cain that,  "I'm thinking he would have to have a split personality to do the things that were said."  Well, given that multiple witnesses, including most recently Louisiana Pediatrician Victor Zuckerman, have corroborated the testimony of the victims, it sounds like Gloria Cain is admitting that her husband has multiple-personality disorder.  Do you know who else has multiple-personality disorder?  The ANTICHRIST!  It sounds like Horny Herman is possessed by Satan!  It sounds like he does evil things, like Damien from The Omen, all the while presenting the outward appearance of innocence to his family.  The question Republicans need to ask themselves is, do they really want a possessed demoniac like Herman Cain with his finger on the button?  I'm thinking that the answer, even for them, has shifted from "Well, maybe for VP," to a definite "OK, probably not, gosh darnit!", given that Cain has fallen to 3rd place, 8 points behind NEWT (Muppet hair) GINGRICH.  Remember, just because Cain is a black man does not guarantee that he can beat Obama.  As it stands right now, it's not clear that Cain could win a race for dog catcher, except maybe if he was catching that black dog from The Omen.