Horn Dog Herman Cain is now starting to have a Tiger Woods moment, and no, it's not because he's good at golf. A third woman has come forward and said that Horny Herman tried to put the moves on her, inviting her to his corporate apartment "love nest", presumably to tell her how she could climb his corporate ladder.
Unlike Tiger Woods, Cain seems unable to sink any of his putts, but he does seem to like swinging the club around. I think his favorite club is a 9 9 9 iron. Or maybe a 6 and a 9 iron, and a couple of woods. Poor guy just can't seem to get the ball in the hole.
BTW, I had already predicted that there would likely be more women, and I suspect that this will not be the end either. I also suspect that the two other women who are currently being "gagged" by Herman's lawyers will find a way to get their stories out there.
Hey, has anyone else noticed that Herman is starting to grow his laurel wreath afro to hide his demonic horns?
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