Horny Herman Falls To 3rd Place In Latest Poll

Horny Herman can continue to lie and deny about his sexual shenanigans.  However, it's not working too well.  It has undeniably wrecked his campaign, with the former front runner Cain now PLUMMETING to 3rd place, being bumped out of 2nd place by the laughably insignificant campaign of NEWT GINGRICH!?  This is not good news for the Herminator, who had perhaps hoped that his low-information, Tea Party backers would simply forget about the 5 women who are now coming forward and accusing him of sexually inappropriate behavior.  Oh well, it was DUMB LUCK, quite literally, that Cain was even a contender and dumb luck can't last forever, which explains why Horny Herman Cain's CEO career eventually cratered as well.  He is just about at minute 14.5 of his 15 minutes of fame.  You will note that this puts him on track to drop out in about another week or two, just as I predicted.