Monday, April 8, 2013
Should Rick Warren Kill Himself to be with his son?
Rick Warren has had a good life. That's an understatement. He is the quintessential fat, extremely dumb, and extremely happy person. He has made a fortune out of selling simple-minded nostrums to people. But now he claims to be "overwhelmed" with grief about the death of his son, and both he and his son believe in the Christian afterlife. Therefore, I have the perfect solution. Since he still thinks his son will go to heaven after committing suicide, I am sure that god will allow Rick Warren the same largesse. Apparently his son spoke to his dad specifically about this issue and argued that there is no reason that people should have to wait around on earth when they "know they are saved" and can go straight to heaven. Anyone who is truly a christian and truly believes that heaven waits in the afterlife must agree. After all this is basically what the founder of their religion did. Of course, he committed suicide by centurion, provoking others to kill him, but the aim was the same. In fact, many early christians reportedly did similar things, picking fights with others to get themselves killed, so that they could go their eternal reward. If the only thing you have to do is mouth the words, "I wuv you jebus" to get eternal bliss why would anyone want to pass up this sweet deal. If Warren is against killing himself then I am sure he can find some gang banger to do the deed for him for a couple hits of crack.