Saturday, June 16, 2012
Mitt Runs Like a Little Girl from Protesters in Quakertown, PA
The Mitt Romney campaign, for some strange reason, had planned to give a speech at a WaWa gas station in rural Quakertown, Pennsylvania. But there were actually some protesters there so Chicken$hit Mitt started Quaking in his boots and ran away from them like he ran from being drafted during the Vietnam war. He eventually stopped running like he stole something when he got to another gas station about two miles down the road. He then gave his speech to great applause from the gas pumps and the empty parking lot and then disappeared back inside his tour bus so that Romney, Incorporated could practice being So Full of Mitt for his next gas station visit.