Mitt Romney moronically proposed cancelling Big Bird as a way to save money, but last night, voters cancelled Mitt Romney and his campaign of non-stop, shameless lies. When reached for comment, Big Bird responded, "Look who's cancelled now, Mitt? You are. L. O. S. E. R. That spells you."
Mitt famously proposed cancelling PBS with a straight face and then tried to complain that people weren't being "serious" when they mocked him. Gee, sounds like YOU shouldn't have BROUGHT IT UP in the FIRST PLACE if you didn't want people to mock it. How about taking some of that "personal responsibility" you always babble about. Oh, yeah...that's for other people, not you, eh? Well good riddance to you then.