Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Satan Worshipper O'donnell Endorses Plastic Mitt Romney
Confessed former Satan worshipper, and drunken strumpet Chrisine O'Donnell, whose own political acumen only extends to being trounced in one Senatorial election, has returned to politics and decided to endorse Mitt Romney. This is not a good "omen" for Romney, since her endorsement is the kiss of death for whomever may be unlucky enough to receive it. This is a woman who spent campaign contributions on personal living expenses, and we are supposed to trust her "judgment". She is almost singlehandedly responsible for Republicans losing their bid to take control of the Senate last time, and now apparently she wants to cement that reputation by endorsing Plastic Mitt Romney who will certainly lose badly in the 2012 presidential election. I was about to say "if Republicans have any brains...", but I realized that would be a waste of words. Still, even with the meager intellects that most Republicans possess, they should consider O'Donnell a good reverse barometer for their party, and vote for anyone but the person she hexes with her witchy endorsement.