This week on America's Dumbest Jihadist, we look at the case of Naser Abdo, who yesterday earned himself a well-deserved double life sentence plus 60 years for plotting attacks against soldiers at Fort Hood. We had already considered Mr. Abdo some while back when we compared him to an Anders Brevik Wannabe of the Muslim variety. Abdo apparently drew his inspiration from Nidal Hassan, the psychotic Muslim traitor at Fort Hood, who shot his fellow soldiers at the army base due to his paranoid beliefs that the US military was engaged in a war against Islam.
Fortunately for the US, and probably the world in general, Mr. Abdo was perhaps one of the dumbest Jihadis since the Shoe Bomber, Richard Reid, or the Underwear Bomber, Omar Abdulmutallab. Interestingly, if all three of these incompetent plotters could be put together in the same supermax prison facility, they might form a comedy troupe, which should be dubbed "The Three Stooges of Jihad".
However, in that troupe, Abdo would clearly be Curly, the dumbest of the dumb. As but one example, he showed up to court in a strange "mask" on the day of sentencing that appeared to be fashioned from underwear, that covered the lower part of his face. Perhaps he was going for the bondage look, but that will have to wait until he meets his new prison husband, Bubba.
Now, it is true that, like his dim-witted colleagues, Abdo never actually managed to injure anyone. He only unsuccessfully plotted to do so, shot off his mouth about his intentions, and downloaded Al Qaeda literature such as _How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom_. He also apparently was partial to the child pornography, but given that the founder of Islam "married" a girl who was prepubescent, this isn't much of a surprise either. In fact, even Osama bin Laden's compound contained a stash of pornography.
In any event, Mr. Abdo should have plenty of time now to wear his underwear on his face, and to get bent over five times a day "praying" to Allah.