Romney Outsourced VP pick to Transylvania

It's just a theory, mind you, but it appears that Mitt Romney must have outsourcde his decision on VP picks to Transylvania.  Why else would he end up with creepy, vampire-looking Eddie Munster look-alike as his running mate?  BTW, I've noted it before, but aren't MITT and PAUL the *cutest* GAY couple since Brokeback Mountain?  Too bad they are both opposed to gay marriage, because it looks like they want to pound each other in the bottom-line all night long.  Maybe if Transylvania approves gay marriage then they can both go there when they lose the election.  I guess they could still have a "happy ending" after all.