Saturday, August 11, 2012

Antichrist Paul Ryan Like Damien from Omen Movies

I joke that Paul (Eddie Munster) Ryan is like the kid from the Adams Family.  Really, though, he reminds me of another kid in the movies.  If you've seen the Omen movies then you remember Damien.  Yes, Ryan could very well be the all-grown up Damien style Anti-Christ.  You would expect him to be very slick and covered in false piety.  What better disguise than to cast himself a "family values" Republican and a "Catholic", when he is really a "screw everybody but me" atheistic Randroid?  If you shave that ridiculous mop he's got on his head you're sure to find triple sixes.  Cue the creepy music, fundy nutjobs.


  1. I was thinking the same thing, but it wa Mitt Iw asthinking was the grown up Damien..

    Its his cold black dead eyes..

  2. There are actually two beasts described in the Book of Revelation, and Mitt is just the first Beast, or perhaps Satan incarnate himself. Ryan is merely the Devil's dorky little step son. Think Little Nikki, ala Adam Sandler.